what the fcuk

Hi,

I had another niteout on 27th. This time with Shanky. Shanky, better known here as Yaser has a very interesting history which I shall keep to myself. WE were sitting in the institute stadium discussing stuff when suddenly there came out a group of five people ( four gals and a boy ) from absolutely no where. Apparently two of them ( gals ) were our seniors while the rest were outsiders. They had been boozing somewhere in the bushes. They drove off in a car and we too decided to move away coz mosquitoes were having the better part of us there. We decided to go one of the department buildings so we could disturb one of our good friends. Unfortunately we ( or I should say I coz the sight was not so new to Yaser ) walked in to see something we should not have seen. Or put better, something that the person we walked in on would not have wanted us (me ) to see. There is no need to describe what I actually saw. But what followed somehow irritated me.The girl ( involved ) walked out some time after we went in. Me and Yaser then went to drink water when suddenly his cell rang. It was the girl’s call and surprisingly the girl wanted to talk to me. Good Heavens! I thought. Since when did the girls want to talk to me? I talked and all she could say was : ” Mumble wimble blah blah do not tease blah bang ” et cetera. (For those who didn’t get this, I must tell that BSNL has an extremely good network which seldom connects. )
I said, ” I can’t hear what you are saying. Where are you?”

“Outmimble wimble department.”
“Okay, cut the call. I am coming.”

Me and Yaser went out. We took our cycles and approached the lady. She said, ” Please don’t tease HIM ( the other person involved, unknowingly though ) about what you saw.”

And all I could think was, “Huh!! Now am I supposed to act as the lady says.”
I said, ” You need sleep. Go back to your room.”
“Yeah I know that but please.”

I didn’t reply and cycled away. She caught Yaser and started questioning him. It was, as Yaser told later, stuff like : ” What kind of a guy is he ( that’s me btw )?”

Yaser answered, ” Try asking him.”
I cycled back and she said the teasing stuff again. So I said, ” Please talk straight. “
“Okay, actually I don’t know what kind of a guy you are so I was afraid you might tease HIM about what you saw. Please don’t do it.”

Huh!! Am I even bothered what goes on between them? And what kind of a guy am I? What kind of a question is this?

“If you don’t know what kind I am, the best thing is to know me. As far as teasing him is concerned, it’s like my daily chores so that would certainly be done. But be cool coz as far as I know I am good. Don’t worry and go and sleep now.”

People can be such shitbags. The first thing is, she didn’t say what she wanted to. Is she really bothered as to whether I tease HIM or not? Speak clear lady that you had this torn ass over the matter that we had seen you and all you wanted was that I don’t blurt it out to the world which I am doing right now but rest assured no details of who or what are being handled. Why do people do such stupid things in the first place if they are so bothered about who might see or what might happen? Shitbags.

What kind of a person am I? What the fcuk??

Yours,
silentEcho