Skateboard – 2
NOTE :
The language used in this post is highly explicit for which I apologise beforehand. A friend pointed this out and needless to say that I am thankful.
In the last post :
The kewl dude loses a ton load of weight and goes on let-us-go-kewl drive by acquiring SMD ( Skateboard of Mass Destruction ). His attempts to make the board move fail as he is thrown back in his second attempt.
Read on :
He felt the heat of the room and was sweating. He opened his eyes to see many wingmates standing near him. "He's back," someone shouted.
"He's back. Oh god he's bac…you're back," said Sobit ( acronym " Son of a bitch ")
"I..I am back. Was that the name? Back..Back..what's my surname?"
"Shit" "Back Shit hmmm sounds kewl.."
"Oh no He's not back…he's gone"
"So ya mean I am Gone Shit??"
"No mann you seem to have forgotten stuff or are you Kidding?"
"Shut up now butthead. Back Shit, Gone Shit, Kidding Shit. One is enough and I like Gone Shit."
"Someone call the doctor please!" said Sobit in a concerned tone.
"What's this place by the way? Your place. It's hot man." said the kewl dude.
"This is hospital kewl. You seriously don't remember your name?"
"I do." "You do, what's your name?" "Gone Shit you Son Of A Bitch!"
"He remembers my name but not his name," said Sobit to others and turned to kewl, "Mann your name is Kewl…"
"Now look here butthead I am not gonna live with shitload of names alright. And tell me why the hell am I here?"
"You fell down from a skateboard. Recall skateboard, Airstrip road…"
By this time Kewl's head was dizzy all he could here was 'ate a board, strip on' et cetera.
"Water."
"No, blood. There was blood, you lost blood"
"I need water you sonovabitch."
"Ohh here it is kewl."
"Look here now, I am Gone Shit I am not Kewl. SO someone willing to tell me why I am here?" said Kewl while drinking water.
"You fell down from skateboard and smashed your head on the road. Lost blood and were brought here."
"Oh gory details. Blood…water!!"
"No it was blood!!" "No! I want water." Sobit gave him water again. He drank and tried to move.
"Ahh, it hurts," said Kewl with hand on his head. He continued, " So anybody interested in telling why I am here?"
"What the fuck, I just finished telling you that fuckhead!"
"Hmmm, fuckhead. Hmm..was that the name? What's my surname?"
"Shutup Goddamnit." "Now now, the middle name's interesting. Fuckhead Shutup Goddamnit. Surname is good too."
"Grrrrrrrrrrr…is the doc here?" asked Sobit, frustrated.
"Ya he is coming," said Farty, another wingmate.
Enter Doc. "So you up Kewl? Good." "Who are you? And I am not Kewl, I am Goddamnit. Fuckhead Shutup Goddamnit!!"
"What's with him? Gone mad or what?" asked Doc.
"That's for you to see I suppose," said Farty.
"Will somebody bother to tell me why I am here?? And someone gimme water!" shouted Kewl.
"Doc, please come here for a second." and Sobit dragged the doctor to a corner. "This is the fourth time he is asking that. Do you think…"
"It might be.." "Yeah I also think so," said Farty. "So what do we do?"
Doc said : " Give him water. But I dunno how this injury led to water loss."
"Doc, blood loss. You bandaged him. Blood loss NOT water loss."
"Mann you said you also think that he has undergone dehydration. I know he suffred blood loss but since you are saying it's the fourth time…." Just then Kewl cut in, " Water!!!"
"Shutup!!!" cried Doc, Farty and Sobit.
"Fuck you, Don't you call me by my Father's name."
"Just shut up Dimwit."
"Hmm..dimwit. Was that the name? Hmm.."
"See that's what I am saying Doc. Not dehydration, he seems to have forgotten stuff."
"Ohh so that's what you were talking about?" asked Doc. "Yes," said Sobit.
"But I thought you were talking about hitting him hard on the head so that he stops asking those questions." said Farty.
"Shutup Farty." said Sobit.
"The case is more complicated than I thought it to be. Memory loss. We need to know whether it is permanent or short term. In any case we need to be quick." Doc's tone was urgent.
"HOw do we do it?" "See I will arrange for his brain's MRI meanwhile you ask him questions. Try to know whether he remembers something from the past. Just try to help him recall stuff. OKay. Do it. I will be back in half an hour."
"Okay Doc. Cya" said Sobit and Farty. The doctor left and out friends reached for Kewl.
To be continued…
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if you want me to sleep at night plzz plzzz complete teh story
this fuckhead shutup goddamnit wanted me to comment on this…..
@Basit
The night’s long over OR is it ever over? Will make the day for you though.
@Pipe
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Hmm….
First of all, I suspect that this is not one of those stories for which u can say that all resemblances with ppl living or dead are purely intentional ooops unintentional
uncanny matching of weight parameters with those of tona leads
me to suspect that these is just a day out of tona’s life
which leads me to suspect whether the tona we know now remembers anything of his pre skateboard life…afterall these memories might have been artificially implanted in him to make him believe that he is tona…oops the skateboarding
weight loosing tona
which brings us to a permanent state of paradox, for if he claims that he is tona ,(inspite of the fact that he has lost his memory irreversibly) then it only implies that it is more likely that some F.U.C.K.E.R. (Fiend Under the Control of Koalas in Equatorial Rainforests) has artificially implanted these memories in his brain
Which brings us to th conclusion that the subject under study is displaying symptoms similar to another case we took up a while ago….
a certain clinically proven madman named SM Meesoom…
but let us not digress
Regarding tona’s(????) dramatic weightloss…
there can be few conclusions
1) tona is not the original tona but somebody with his memories (but then we would have noticed a discontinuity in his weight)
2) he DID lose that much weight due to random genetic mutations
3)Heck…was the original tona really tona???
4)Shit…whats my name????
Wow! n i always believed that misunderstandings cd be resolved by talking! Lets see how this story does…
grr…quickly post the rest of the story..i’m turning head over my heels
@Porny
Monn!! That’s what I call the shitheaded’s shitty shit Z( I mean comment ). I think option one is correct, the most suitable by far.Yes there have been random genetic mutations so point two is also correct. NO he was F.U.C.K.E.R (Fully UV Catastrophe in Kewl’s Ethereal Residence ). Don’t ask the meaning coz that I don’t remember. Your name is Potny but wait…wwwwwwwhat is moi name??? Shit.
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Same here. I dunno what to write.
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